Have you called your handyman?
About four years ago.
Been seeing him since.
What? Really?
You can do better than that.
Oh, I’ve done better.
Better was egotistical.
Better was a bully.
Better was complicated.
Better was busy
And never had the time
For his lowlife
Of a wife,
The little miracles
That were his children.
So if that’s better
I’ll take worse.
Because yah,
I’ve called my handyman.
And guess what?
He’s been on the line
With me
Ever since.