A String of Pearls

I’m a lucky dog! I had more fun in one year than most humans will have in seven.

January

This absolutely counts as fun, when you’re dog tired. Shhhh, let sleeping dogs lie.The vacuum! If it weren’t for jumping on the bed, I wouldn’t stand a dog’s chance.

February

It’s a three-dog night, but one of me will do.

March

Love me some pup tent.

April

I know it looks scary, but this trail’s bark is worse than its bite.

May

Putting on the dog! All I need now is a poodle skirt and a houndstooth coat.

June

Like my vest? Major doggy style right here.The dog days of summer for her; the doggie paddle championships for me (life vest division).

Hot diggity dogs love the river.

We’re all BFFs till someone throws a stick; then, it’s a dog eat dog world and I can be meaner than a junk yard dog.

July

Hanging out with my booze hound while she has another salty dog.

August

Running a hound dog mile for her upcoming half-marathon.

September

Every day has its dog.

Doggie doo a side canyon? Yeah, I can do a side canyon.

This girl just got her car and she’s taking me with her, but doggone it, there’s no leather seats in this thing.

Well, dog my cats, it’s muddy out here.

If you’re going to be kept on a short leash, you should at least have the window down.

Doggie doo a cabin? Yeah, I can do a cabin.

October

Yes, we know life is good, Rocket Dog. You’re barking up the wrong tree!

Rock hound.

November

Happy as a flea in a doghouse.

I double dog dare you to ride down that.

December

Running in the snow makes me feel like a dog with two tails.

A little snow on the mustache and suddenly I’m a real publicity hound.

So you think you’re ready to run with the big dogs?

It’s a dog’s life!