Remember Y2K?
Seems it was just a few months ago
That I was shopping
For extra toilet paper
That’s all I got
To prepare for the end of the world
Or, rather, the end of everything
Dependent on computers
Some thought the rollover
Wouldn’t happen
That we’d be forever stuck on 1999
Or thrown back to 01/01/1000
But time marched on
As it always does
And my babies are
No longer two and three
But rather 16 and 17
And I’ve got things
Besides extra toilet paper
On my mind
Remember Y2K?
A String of Pearls 